Important new health benefit coming soon?

This important news story (thanks bammba_m) strongly suggests that those of us who aren't getting any are in fact at greater risk of expensive health problems!  Clearly, in the interest of keeping overall health care costs down, our managed care plans need to start providing a new preventive health care benefit.  In fact, since it's an obvious money-saver (heart attacks and other stress related ailments are ridiculously expensive to treat you know), it seems inevitable.

I think I'll leave the details and potential drawbacks to the reader's imagination for now.