Breakfast philosophy

[tigertoy]

Nothing says "the world hates you today" quite like peeling a perfectly decent looking banana and discovering that inside, it's too bruised to eat.

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[daev.livejournal.com]

Nothing says "the world hates you today" quite like peeling a perfectly decent looking banana and....

... finding guacamole inside!

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

Very nearly the same thing, actually. Except this was black instead of green.

[the-gwenzilliad.livejournal.com]

Sounds like some relationships I've been in. ;-)