POLL: The other pink meat?

[tigertoy]

I've never done one of these poll thingies, but for some reason I feel inspired to figure out how it works, so here goes:
[Poll #827085]

Comments

I'll take B and C, please...

[tollermom]

I want to vote for two options. :-)

I think canning spammers is an excellent idea. But my reaction upon reading that UF (with my morning coffee, at 7:30) was pretty much inline with option C.