Stephen Colbert made me spit salad dressing all over my desk

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In one of those rare moments when I feel I might be missing something by not watching television, I just heard Colbert in an interview on All Things Considered.  I was walking to the computer munching on a bite of my salad when he announced that he calls The New York Times "the juice".  It's like steroids because "it makes me angry and shrinks my testicles."