There's a woodchuck on my deck

[tigertoy]

Somehow that phrase sounds like it should be a reference to something, but it's just a simple fact.

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[quasiskunk.livejournal.com]

Is it chucking wood?

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

Not when I saw it, it was just sitting there. Perhaps it was on coffee break.

[sexybass.livejournal.com]

How much deck could a woodchuck wreck
If a woodchuck woodchuck could

[robin-june.livejournal.com]

I suppose that that woodchuck is a critter, rather than a bottle of hard cider made from Granny Smith apples?

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

I've never gotten so drunk that I left a bottle sitting around and then found its presence worth remarking on...

[robin-june.livejournal.com]

Oh, but hope springs eternal in the reader's mind -- while the critter may be reputed to be tasty, I've had the bottle kind several times, and would rather have another one of those.