Important Safety Tip

[tigertoy]

Don't spill your mug of cider into your waterbed.

Many things I need to do today, many not getting done, but the above has added a little urgency to laundry.

Comments

[bedlamhouse]

Ciderbed?

"Please don't bounce so, darling, you'll churn it into foam ..."

[beige-alert.livejournal.com]

If you do a bone-headed thing like leave a big glass of chocolate soy milk on top of a suitcase (along with a bunch of other junk), then forget about it and start searching the place looking for the glass you just know you set down somewhere, and look at the junk on top of the suitcase, fail to see the glass amid the other objects, and then think to fling open the suitcase to put the other objects inside, you may get to see the glass make a nice tumbling flight through the air on its way to the site of the inevitable mess on the carpet. I mean, this could happen, hypothetically.